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 Post Wysłany: Pią 14:59, 26 Sty 2007    Temat postu: jack and jill get married

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Son, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother. Then I said, "Here Honey, try these on."

So she did then he said, "Well sweetie they're a little too big. I can't wear them."

I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

Hmmm," thought Jack. "That might be a good thing to try!"

On his honeymoon Jack took off his pants and said to Jill, "Here, Babe. Try these on."

So she did and said, "These are too large."

Jack said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will and don't ever forget that."

Then Jill took off her pants and handed them to Jack and said, "Here, you try on mine.

So he did and said, "I can't even get into your pants."

Jill said, "Exactly, and if you don't change your f***ing attitude, you never will!



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